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[The angel notices the differences in things right away. But Stark is too busy to pay St. James any attention right now and instead is more aware that he doesn't remember any of his dreams. More importantly, he doesn't remember any of his dreams and he wasn't drinking.]

[But the biggest clue that this wasn't his usual sleeping habits - or at the very least, a decent nap - is the hot dog breath in his face and the glass butterfly flitting about nearby as well.]

[Clifford gives him a slobbery kiss to wake up with.]

Thanks Prince Charming. Ain't I a lucky girl?

[He pushes Clifford back and gently swats Necronenslaver away to sit up.]

Vin, we talked about this.

video.

[Once he's finally alone, he decides to speak to the network albeit briefly.]

FYI, I'm still alive though not for a lack of trying. I see you guys didn't manage to crash the Barge, so good job. Gotta be honest, I would've been pissed with you guys if you did that without me.

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And this would be a first as far as owning up to your creepiness. Huh. People really do grow.

You've made me honest.

[lol. no.]

Well golly. I had no idea I was such an inspiration.

What's a golly?

...What?

"Well golly." What's a golly?

[DUH.]

Golly isn't a thing. It's just. You know. [Clearly she does not, but he's sure she does. Somehow. Mostly he just doesn't want to or know how to explain this. What the fuck kind of question is this to ask someone? Can they go back to deeper soul-searching questions because this is stupid and Stark doesn't like it.] Some people have bigger sticks up their ass than others, right? So they say golly instead of God.

That's stupid.

And there you have the reason why I only ever use it sarcastically.

I don't understand why people don't curse. What's the point?

Looking for their golden ticket into Heaven, what else? [A beat.] Well, that and to be a snob asshole who likes to pretend their shit doesn't stink like the rest of us peasants.

But it's fun.

You're preaching to the choir. But you know, I can't really say I've heard you swear all that much.

I swear when I have something to swear about. I swear more at you than at other people.

You're not insinuating that I'm a giant pain in the ass, are you? [He puts a hand over his heart.] Vincesca, I'm offended.

You said it. I didn't say anything.

You're rude. Has anybody ever told you that? Zero manners.

I can be very polite when I need to be. I've had etiquette lessons.

[they were so dumb tho]

And what? You don't think I'm worth it?

Squeeze a little lemon juice on the wound, why don't you?

[He shakes his head.]

[She pauses, focusing very carefully as if trying to remember something she heard once. Then, with careful emphasis:]

If that's what you're into.

[Stark stops, open his mouth to say something back and then stops again because he can only gape for a moment. He folds his arms.]

Where did you learn that kind of talk? It's that rock and roll music, isn't it?

[Vin doesn't even have a comeback. She's just grinning and grinning, thrilled with herself.]

[She actually made him speechless for a second. Does she get an award.]

[Considering how hard it is to get him to shut up like he's morally opposed to not hearing the sound of his own voice for longer than five to ten seconds at a time? Vin gets a goddamn Nobel out of this.]

Hey, don't look so smug or I'm gonna start revoking privileges.

I'll look as smug as I want to.

[Stark shakes his head.]

So, are you satisfied? I'm not dead. I'm awake.

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