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[outofclothes]

spam/video.
[Stark spends some of his time on the deck. He's not really interested in busting down the door to get to the Bridge. He's actually far more interested in watching everyone else make incredibly doomed and failure-prone attempts to get in there. Even if they're just considering it, he is probably going to laugh to himself.]

[It's from his spot on the deck he makes his broadcast, puffing on a Malediction already.]

Just a quick poll, how many of you are actually planning on trying to break into the Bridge? More importantly, do you think there will be a unicorn or a pegasus running on the rainbow in there?

[He's a cynic, what can he say?]

[The Admiral is dying and the boat's crashing and burning with him. There's really not much else to do about it, but this is a tenacious and incredibly stupid bunch that will keep running full-tilt into walls to survive and get ahead if they think that's what they think will make it happen.]

[Stark used to be like that, but that got burned out of him a long time ago.]

Tell you what though, one of you manages to get the door open and survives, I'll send you a bottle of Aqua Regia, some Cubans on me with a stripper of your choice.

spam - ned.
[Stark doesn't knock. Because Stark doesn't even use the door. Ever. He steps through a shadow somewhere else on the Barge and comes out of a shadow in Ned's room without any warning. He likes the element of surprise.]

Hey there, Sunshine. How are you holding up?

[Still sore from yesterday? He sure hopes so! C8]

Comments

[outofclothes]

That must be one boring fucking Barge you come from.

[mirabilis]

I'm a prisoner. There are few things there that I enjoy.

[outofclothes]

And what about here? Planning on setting up shop on this Barge if you can help it?

[mirabilis]

[ 'No' is her first instinct. A refusal, a preference to return to her own place, to one that is familiar if as condemning or unpleasant. It might be her first instinct but it isn't what she says - letting known the thing she cares about most ]

Which would allow me to leave quicker?

[outofclothes]

Well, the ship is falling apart. I'd say escape's a little more plausible in this situation. And if not, probably higher chance of graduating.

[mirabilis]

Then we'll have to see what happens. I hadn't been convinced about graduating before.

[outofclothes]

I imagine it's not as fun there as it is here.

[mirabilis]

And what would I have to do here?

[outofclothes]

Stop being a goody-two-shoes and voila. Graduated.

[mirabilis]

Well, that description doesn't apply. What next?

[outofclothes]

Well, you can either stick around and make another inmate's life miserable until they graduate, or you can try and get home.