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[outofclothes]

Wait, how do I get to the internet?

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mass text to jumpy thirty six

[borndying]

( assuming that the young man in the gun sight is a recent arrival, rather than bother trying to figure out who it is, harry punches in 036 » 001 through to 036 » 200 and sends them all the following message with the attached footage: )

This is your captain speaking, the Oxygen Gardens are about to experience some severe localized turbulence for one passenger in particular. I would strongly advise that if this is you, you should probably - at a minimum - consider ducking.

[outofclothes]

Not it and can't say I know who that is either. You really think this is the best way to help him?

[borndying]

Go ahead and act on any better ideas you got, bro.

[outofclothes]

One, I'm not your bro. Two, my ideas would generally involve taking out the person looking to shoot, but seeing as how I'm nowhere near there that's a little out of the realm of possibility right now.

[borndying]

Cool, so there was a point to this or...?

[outofclothes]

What are you? Fourteen?

[borndying]

So, no.

[outofclothes]

Well, if you're really going to be that fucking stupid and obnoxious, then no. No point. Good job possibly letting someone get shot.

[borndying]

( harry rolls his eyes, but leaves it at that. )