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I want the Key back and I'm not asking this time. We were up shit creek without a paddle without it. I'm not willing to chance something like that again.

Look, before you say anything, I've thought this out. It's like a panic room, right? Shit goes south, we have somewhere to hole up in until it passes. I can stuff things we need in there. Food, water, weapons.

[Okay, so maybe more accurately a bomb shelter. At least she can't write him off as paranoid though. It's a very real possibility.]

And speaking of weapons, wouldn't mind a few of my guns back at this point. Don't get me wrong, flaming swords are nice and all, but bullets make me a little happier because flaming swords really only work when I'm within reach. Think of it as an investment in this beautiful mug of mine, alright?

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So, just for shits and giggles, if you were steering this flying pile of shit, what imaginary water would you try to take on? Because the Admiral clearly has no taste. Maybe some of you do.

And don't be an asshole and ask me what I'd choose. I'm asking you.

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[Despite himself, he laughs.]

Fuck you.

Shut up.

I'll get what the Admiral will give me. All right?

I think I can live with that.

[Though, if you gave him a choice, he'd prefer to punch the Admiral in the throat and go home. But hey, beggars can't be choosers or assault people or some shit like that.]

Will you show me how to use a gun?

[So that she can figure out how to take one apart with her mind if she needs to?]

Why do you need to know how to use a gun? You're Dewborn, aren't you? [No, that's totally what it's called. You shut up.] You can kick anybody's teeth in without a gun.

It's not Dewborn. [WHY ARE YOU SUCH A JERK] I want to know anyway. It's important to know things. And what if I need to disarm someone, or we're stuck somewhere I don't have power like that place with all the storms?

[BECAUSE YOU GET SO MAD.]

[Stark sighs.]

Alright. If you're serious about it, I'll teach you how to use a gun.

When am I ever not serious about weapons?

You're not trying to limit your brand of serious to just weapons, are you?

I'm most serious about weapons.

Don't worry. Some day Santa might bring you a real sense of humor.

Santa isn't real.

How fucking dare you. He's totally real.

No, he's not.

He so is.

You're probably just pissed because he takes a shit in your stocking instead of just leaving it at coal.

He's fake, and that holiday is stupid.

[A long silence.]

You take that back right now or you're stupid.

No.

That's it. We're 100% through professionally. No more Disney movies, Buttercup.

I have lost absolutely all faith in you as a human being and as a Fogborn.

But we were going to watch Atlantis.

You only have yourself to blame.

Stark.

[:|]

Vincesca.

[C8]

I want to watch Atlantis.

Well then I guess you better start kissing my ass then, huh?

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