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[outofclothes]

video.

Please tell me this place doesn't go all out for every goddamn holiday. I know we're past the technical holiday season, but please tell me there's going to be no cupids or chalky heart candies for people to pass out.

Otherwise, I just straight up quit.

[Don't ask him how. He can do what he wants, Barge. You're not his real mom!]

text - vin.

hey ms. daniels, managed to swim your way out of the bottom of a bottle yet?

[Not that he has a lot of room to judge. But to be fair, he's cut back if only for her sake to try and encourage a little sobriety for her. Downside, of course, being that the angel in his head is too happy, but you take the good with the bad and keep going forward.]

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[this_corrosion]

Yeah, but you got turned into someone else and then murdered, fucking hell.

[routemistress]

[She grins and shrugs.]

That's Barge for you. In my time 'ere I've also gotten to be a sky pirate, been six inches 'igh frolicking in a bowl of chocolate mousse with me friends, been a mermaid, got to wear me soul on me 'at... it's fun as often as it's not.

And when it's good, it is bloody brilliant.

[this_corrosion]

...What's the recovery time on being six inches high?

[routemistress]

Oh, we just - [she waves a hand] - got magically normal sized. No problem. I 'ad to throw out the 'anky I'd been wearing, though. No saving that.

[this_corrosion]

And this actually happened?

[routemistress]

[Iris just grins at Gary and sends him the video clip of herself, Cass and Wade during the tiny people flood. She and Cass absolutely did wrestle in chocolate mousse and Wade totally filmed it for reasons of his own.

And yes, that's a hanky Iris is wearing. Mostly wearing.]

Quite a lot of the floods are fun.

[this_corrosion]

Fucking hell.

[No way is he going to try to process this without lighting up, which is what he goes to do now.]

[routemistress]

It's never dull 'ere. Sometimes it's rough as fuck, love, but - It's worth it, for me.